#HeyAsio:

I’m pretty sure Religious extremists have infiltrated a mainstream political party and the highest levels of government, trying to undermine our secular democracy with ideas inspired by medieval texts.

I heard a man on the radio calling for acts of violence against the Prime Minister.

It seems armed organisations use slick videos and sophisticated social media campaigns to recruit young Australians to fight in overseas wars.

There were these shadowy cabals of international actors plotting to undermine the integrity of our taxation system and depose another Prime Minister.

Oh, and there’s a global conspiracy to fill the earth’s atmosphere with noxious gases, rendering the planet uninhabitable.